kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

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gaydream-believer:

shotguntork:

I would like to know why Tinky Winky is considered a national icon

I would like to know why you think Tinky Winky shouldn’t be considered a national icon

(via ketchuppee)

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

(via sounds-of-madness)

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floozys:

battlepope:

raise the roof

raise the hoof 

(Source: cute-overload, via queenofbutttouch)

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

image

what i like to call “a miracle”

(via ugly)

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nina-sine-dragi asked:
omg i may have asked you this but odakle si? :D

Rodjena sam u Beogradu! Ali zivim u Kanadi! 

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Here’s a basic rule: if you’re reading or watching a Shakespeare play, and you’re not imagining the actors standing in front of a mosh pit of jeering Londoners waiting to throw vegetables at the stage, you’re doing it wrong.

Shakespeare might have written the best works in the English language, or given us profound insight into the nature of humanity, or whatever — but his works wouldn’t have survived to our day if he hadn’t been popular when he was alive, and he wouldn’t have been popular when he was alive if he hadn’t been able to please the crowd. And that includes a lot of dirty jokes. A lot.

Sometimes in incredibly inappropriate places. We’re here to rescue a few of those for you, and retroactively embarrass the heck out of your fourteen-year-old self, who had to stand up in English class and read things that, in retrospect, are absolutely filthy.

This isn’t about the stuff that always does crack fourteen-year-olds up in English class, but is totally innocent: the “bring me my long sword, ho!” sort of thing.

But the kids who lose it every time the word “ho” is uttered are closer to the spirit of Shakespeare than the teacher who demands they treat the words like museum pieces.

Sure, it would be awkward for teachers to explain the Elizabethan double entendres to their students — but pretending they don’t exist makes Shakespeare seem unnecessarily stuffy and difficult.

So we’re going to start with the most obvious innuendoes, and move on to some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.

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lizziemcswagger:

apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting around

get jobs

contribute to society

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justwithmyvoice:

when you song come on the radio like

(via ruinedchildhood)

bring-me-the-pizzas:

This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day

(via sounds-of-madness)

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

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