wow i really need to get my life in order
those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil
i know right they’re so annoying
i agree they’re just the worst
why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really
i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
the newest member of the avengers initiative: Dick Fury