knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

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catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

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too-many-fandoms-in-one-mind:

It seems that the Sorting Hat tends to place students based on qualities they value rather than qualities they exhibit..

Note#1: Steve is NOT a Hufflepuff. He will NEVER BE a Hufflepuff. Is he loyal hardworking etc? absolutely. But I think what really and fundamentally represents him is his Bravery, his nerve and his chilvary.

Note#2: Tony Stark. he is such a complex character. the best descripion I’ve seen of him is A Ravenclaw, with Slytherin like personality, that tries to be a Gryffindor. And I know that a lot of you think he’s a Gryffindor and I kind of agree.But seriously. His super power is his mind.  He designed his superpower (the suit, which is RED AND GOLD and it’s what he thinks makes him a superhero. It represents the Gryffindor side of him).He discovered a new element and when asked he says he is ”a genious billionaire blah blah blah” So. Ravenclaw.

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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assholedisney:

Some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them.

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assholedisney:

Some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them.

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cumber-bitches:

it’s like the graphics got way better

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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oomshi:

every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot

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